I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Sober January is a disaster.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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