i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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