Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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