Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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