Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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