I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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