My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
