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just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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