Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
They took my balls.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize