lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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