Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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