Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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