when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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