it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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