Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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