so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
babies were throwing up all over the place
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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