So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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