I don't think brook has ever known best
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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