"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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