We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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