Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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