Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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