I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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