I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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