I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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