what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
