no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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