Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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