so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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