we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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