I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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