I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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