Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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