no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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