She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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