the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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