This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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