i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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