I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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