I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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