hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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