Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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