sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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