Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
