I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
