So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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