just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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