I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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