Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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