ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
