I wish I only lived at night.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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