walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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