Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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