Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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