My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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